Tshirt #1
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     Do you want to be the only kid in your school that doesn't own or wear a
FREAK TOONS T-shirt?  Or, how about your church youth group?  How
humiliating!!!  Well, now you don't have to be the class loser anymore.  You
too can be as cool as the other kids.
     You can virtually wear them anywhere: Public Schools, Libraries, Movie
Theaters, Football Games, Bars, Public Restrooms, etc.  You dont have to be
anywhere at all.  You can walk up and down the street for no reason if you
want.  Hold your head up high!!!  You're in with the in-crowd now, Sport.  You
are no longer a social misfit.
     One happy fan wrote, "These kids at school wanted my FREAK TOONS T-shirt
( the one from the TEST ISSUE ), so they beat me up and stole it.  What should
I do now?".  Never fear dear fan, we've got plenty more in supply.  You can
replace your stolen shirt or buy as many as you want.  We make them all day
long in Mexico.  
     These shirts are upbeat.  Being ANTI-CORPORATION is cool!!!  Your friends
will be jealous. Your parents will be proud.  Be the first on your block to
piss off your neighbors!!!  So, what are you waiting for? Act now.  Have you
no mind of your own?!  ACT NOW!!!!!

Tshirt # 2 
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